So… I’ve finally gone and done it. Carved out a little niche for myself in this dirty little corner of the interweb as a respository for my diarrhea of the mouth (or the keyboard, as it were) .

In the following weeks and months, I hope to regale you with tales from my mostly uneventful life, inform you of obscure goings-on in the world, bore you with sociopolitical speak, and slay you with my caustic witticisms.

While I apologize in advance for any speech which you might find personally offensive, I won’t disavow it’s use. I’m often a crass sort of individual, and I expect this to leak out from time to time in my writing. I’d say “C’est la vie”, but that’s French, and you know what? Fuck the French, imo.

Speaking of “imo”, you’ll also have to get used to a certain amount of “netspeak” to creep into this forum from time to time, just like the profanity above (oh, and let’s not forget Nationalism, too) . At some point, I’ll include a “geek to nongeek universal translator” for you, the potentially unenlightened masses. If you can’t handle it anyway, you must be French, and I think I’ve already covered them.

So… hope you enjoy my blatherings. If not, well, you probably know where to send the hate mail.

Imo.