Who the hell is George Galloway, you may ask?

You may remember Mr. Galloway from such hit reality television shows as I was a Teenage Ultraleftist, Mr. Galloway Goes to Washington and the sleeper game show hit, The $25,000 Oil-For-Food Pyramid Scam. While celebrities are content to blush about their interweb sex tapes, this isn’t grand enough for Mr. Galloway, who will now have to defend himself once again, this time from video of a more notorious sort:

” Video footage has emerged showing George Galloway shaking hands with Saddam Hussein’s son Uday - a rapist, torturer and convicted murderer.

The video, obtained by The Sun, shows the Respect MP having a 20-minute meeting with Saddam’s eldest son in an Iraqi palace in 1999.

In the video, Mr Galloway is seen to greet Uday, shaking his hand twice and calling him “Excellency”.

He jokes about losing weight, going bald and failing to give up smoking cigars.

Mr Galloway also orders watching journalists not to publish parts of their conversation.

Finally, according to the paper, he taunts the United States and vows to stick with Uday “until the end”.

Apparently, “until the end” doesn’t translate to “riddled with several pounds of American ordinance and dead in a desert shithole with my psychotic buddy”, which is exactly where “His Excellency” smoked his last Cuban.

That’s a shame.