Your honor; esteemed members of the jury. I submit to you exhibit A, straight out of the trailer park:

“NEW YORK - Britney Spears defended photographs showing the pop star driving with her infant son on her lap, saying she was dodging the paparazzi.

Several photos published Tuesday showed Spears driving her SUV in Malibu, Calif., with son, Sean Preston, on her lap, rather than strapped into a car seat in the back. Spears said she did it because of a “horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi.”

Uh huh.

When quizzed by the MPD later, “The Britster” fessed up: “When yer plum outta pork rinds and Tab, you don’t have time to fuck with no child safety seats, pig.”

(I may have fabricated that quote).

Perhaps, Britster, you should surf your inbred trailer-trash ass over to this site and take a long, hard look. Maybe even read the big words out loud for K-Fed.

Fucking celebrities, man. Jesus.