We here at tardpolice.com don’t normally cheer the violent death of average, everyday idiots. However, in the case of terrorists, we feel happy to make an exception.

News out of Iraq this morning lifted all of our spirits, as it was announced that Al Qaeda’s “Prince of Iraq”, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, got his ass FedExed straight to hell, courtesy of a U.S precision airstrike:

Al-Zarqawi and seven aides, including spiritual adviser Sheik Abdul Rahman, were killed Wednesday evening in a remote area 30 miles northeast of Baghdad in the volatile province of Diyala, just east of the provincial capital of Baqouba, officials said.

It’s 8-for-1 day at the Al Qaeda Barbecue, my friends, and you’re all invited!

While most of our tards won’t be busted in nearly so spectacular a fashion, feel free to celebrate the first of many with us!