Proving that stupidity knows no bounds, Pat Robertson has levied his expert scientific opinion on the subject of Manmade Global Warming:

“We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels,” Robertson said on his “700 Club” broadcast. “It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air.”

I guess the question I have is: Where the fuck is Jesus with your predictions when you need him, Pat? A/C units would’ve been a hell of a lot cheaper four months ago. Tell your hippy deity to get on the ball, please.

Dumbass.