A crunchy booger (now a shrivelled, dessicated thing) stuck to the inside of my trashcan provided me with a friendly reminder of a post I made several months ago. Quoth the Patster:

“If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,” Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, “There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”

With 10 days left to the year 2006, it would appear that

a) Jesus is a goddamned liar, or

b) Pat needs a new Jesus-to-moron dictionary

Hey, he’s the Son of Man. He never claimed to be the Son of Weatherman.

Oh, and Pat: You’re still a fucking twat.