From the BBC today:

The President of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, on a tour of Latin America, has launched a stinging attack on the US.

Visiting Bolivia, the firebrand leftist leader said that capitalism was “the road to hell”.

Well, I hate to quibble with as highly esteemed a statesman as Hugo Chavez, but I suspect many tens of millions of dead Russians, Chinese, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Ugandans, Rwandans, Zimbabweans, Sudanese, Poles and Romanians would disagree with him.

You know, if they were, like, alive.